Big-Brother-Logo-10Ignore my title cause I soddin well hate Big Brother UK because it’s full of lifes losers, ” yeah so how come you are not in it ” ” cause I would probably end up hitting someone ok ” But hey just think about the power of Big Brother ok, it’s covered every single day by the UK newspapers and those sad losers leave the house with the status of Celebrity and that so annoys me.

Hands up if any of you lot reading have heard of Jade, the girl that died of cancer aged just 29 but finished 3rd in Big Brother 2002. That girl became a millionaire and even wrote a book and had her own perfume named after her. Plus she had her own tv show and why, because she sat on her ass in the Big Brother house and stripped off.

Thing is even if you are the most boring fart in Big Brother when you leave you will deff make at the least about 200k in newspaper interviews. Like reality television has gone crazy with the X Factor and American Idol. Omg don’t you just hate that tosser Simon Cowell, the guy is so full of himself and when he grins I just wanna punch those damn new shiny teeth he paid to get done.

Bugger it next year I am going to go on American Idol cause I will do a duet with Cabin Girl and sing ” Time To Say Goodbye ” with us both dressed as pirates and doing that Titanic pose. BadCo is a great singer and used to be in the choir, well until I got kicked out for stealing the church collection money. Anyways I am off to mail my entry for next years American Idol and if that girly boy Simon Cowell says I am crap me and Cabin Girl will knock his shiny whites out. Jeeeez thank god it’s the weekend, I am off for a drink, Happy 4th July you Yankees, love ya all !